Sometimes you just need to sit down
and eat a bowl of ice cream
as big as your face.
Society is no comfort to one not sociable.
– William Shakespeare
The things most people want to know about
are usually none of their business.
– George Bernard Shaw
I asked her to do this,
just so I could take a picture of it.
Does that make me a bad aunt,
a bigger kid than she is,
or just creative?
(By the way, that’s a rhetorical question.)
I don’t think I’m gonna win
this staring contest.